Brandon Todd Cunningham

exeggcute:

this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes

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hatingongodot:

My brother: What’s air ‘bnb’ stand for?

Me: oh a b&b is a bed and br–

My brother: Bungeons and Bragons

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